Top of the morninâ to ya, friends. Before you forget, itâs a three day weekend this week - MLK day is next Monday. Ainât that like finding spare cash in your pocket?
Youâre welcome.
Now letâs get to the good stuff.
In the oven this week:
- đ€ All the weirdest inventions from CES
- đŹ Poll of the week: which geeky gadgets would you actually use?
- đȘ Cookie crumbs: bite sized headlines
- đ« Chocolate chips: 5 sweet treats for founders
- đ Snickerdoodles: memes for that long weekend
FRESHLY BAKED
CES IS WEIRDER THAN EVER
Where in the world can you find a light up car, AI pet fitness tracking collar, and robots making boba all in the same room?
Las Vegas.
âCause thatâs where CES happened this week.
What's CES, you ask?
Itâs an annual trade show for the gadget geeks. Tech manufacturers, investors, developers, and everyone else up and down the supply chain go to this thing.
Every company gets a booth in this giant convention center. Think of it like your 6th grade science fair - a giant hodgepodge of the best and worst ideas ever.
Did we go so you donât have to? You betcha.
Hereâs our highlight of the top 10 best/weirdest things:
Itâs similar to walking on a moving walkway at the airport. You can even get up to 7 mph with this thing⊠just fast enough to avoid getting beat up for being that nerd wearing fake rollerblades:
They call it "digital camouflage" đ€
The real question is ... why???
It blows. Like, literally blows purified air into your face (and no, it doesnât prevent you from catching COVID):
The company promises these plants arenât easy to kill:
It sits on the inside front of your toilet, collects and analyzes the urine, and sends the results to your phone. Urine luck, because the hardware itself actually looks pretty slick:
Now you can finally have a friend feed you things to say on that awkward first date.
Ahh, what can't civilization do at the forefront of technology?
POLL OF THE WEEK
POLL: WHICH GEEKY CES GADGETS WOULD YOU USE?
Alright, you've seen it all.
Now sound off - which of the more bizarre inventions would you actually use?
Take your vote đđœ |
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COOKIE CRUMBS
BITE SIZED TREATS
Bing is like that one distant relative you used to see once in a while, but now donât know whether theyâre still alive. Well, looks like it's confirmed alive, because Microsoft is integrating ChatGPT into it to try to claw some search market share back from Google. Weâve seen the side by side comparisons between ChatGPT and Google, and we gotta admit⊠Google might have some problems.
OpenAI is working on a professional version of ChatGPT that will cost money - hereâs the waitlist to sign up. Time to rake it in.
Coinbase is cutting 20% of its ~4.7k-person staff after an 18% cut last June. So brutal. Whatâs worse than a round of layoffs? Two rounds of layoffs.
44% of NFT trading volume are wash trades (comprising <2% of all trades by count). Wash trades are basically back and forth trades made by yourself/accomplice to make demand seem artificially high and boost the assetâs future sale price. Normally itâs illegal in the stock market, but cryptoâs still the wild, wild west.
A breakthrough cancer vaccine was just developed for brain cancer. It kinda works like an ant trap: the vaccine tricks the tumor cells into delivering toxins to the rest of the cancer cells and kill em.
CHOCOLATE CHIPS
OUR FAVORITE FINDS THIS WEEK
We got a founderâs corner for ya today. Special treats for anyone aspiring to start their own thing or just thinking about it.
- The YC founder directory just went live. No, we didnât just spend the last hour stalking cool founders, why do you ask?
- Every morning, Morning Brew summarizes the top news stories and delivers them straight to your inbox so you can quickly get caught up on the way to work or over your morning coffee. Itâs fun to read and easy to understand. The best part? It's free and only takes 5 min to read. Join over 4 million people and try it for free.*
- One of the guys who founded Morning Brew came out with a guide to leadership, strategy, growth, and productivity. This part wasnât sponsored btw, just a cool index of a bunch of great resources.
- Youâre a founder raising money and you need a good deck to sell your product/service. Here are your keys to the kingdom: Sequoiaâs time tested framework. Godspeed.
- Last one just for fun: a TikTok completely constructed by AI. Pretty weird to think that one day you could be a famous creator without anyone recognizing you in real life. Rich and anonymous - living the dream, boys.
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SNICKERDOODLES
THURSDAY MEMES
god did not put you on this earth to spend 80 hours a week on an enterprise crm
— Will Manidis (@WillManidis)
Jun 12, 2022
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